Guy best friend:  You're always so negative
Me:  I'm being realistic. When i move, im going to lose you.
Guy best friend:  Who says that?
Me:  I do. We aren't going to talk anymore.
Guy best friend:  Maybe we wont talk as much but you will always stay in my heart.  Thats why i love him <3

Me:  Promise me one thing.
Guy best friend:  Anything
Me:  Promise me you'll never leave me.
Guy best friend:  I will promise you this: It doesn't matter how many people come in my life, i will always love you more than any of them

Guy best friend:  Who is it that you like?
Me:  I can't tell you.
Guy best friend:  Why?
Me (thinking):  Because its you. You're the one i like. But i could never tell you becasue it would ruin our friendship. I know for a fact that you could never return my feelings for you.